The Best Travel Jokes

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Traveling seems like a walk in the park, and it often is, but there are times when it can get stressful, tiresome, or downright annoying.

From plane cancellations to being stranded in dodgy destinations, conflicting itineraries, or cockroaches in your hotel room.

In those situations, you can do one of two things.

You can let it get the best of you and ruin your trip, OR you can lighten the mood and have a laugh, and what’s better than travel jokes to make you groan and giggle when your trip isn’t quite going to plan.

Kids bored on a long train journey?

Just had an argument about which direction you need to go?

Awkward silence on a road trip?

AHA, we have just the thing.

We’re bringing you our best (and worst) jokes about travel and travel puns to turn that ruined vacation upside down and give you some much-needed giggles.

Jokes About Traveling

Here are 50 jokes about traveling which should keep everyone on your trip from getting bored for a good long while.

1. What’s it like in Bulgaria? 

Sofia, so good.

2. Why did the robot go on vacation?

He needed to recharge his batteries.

3. What do goblins mail to their friends on vacation?

Ghost cards.

4. What travels around the world but stays in one place?

A stamp.

5. Where do cows go on vacation? 

Moo York.

6. Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverlands.

7. How do fleas travel?

They ‘itch hike.

8. A: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

B: An elephant?

A: No, a mouse on vacation.

9. Where do pepperoni’s go on vacation? 

The leaning tower of pizza.

10. Me: I want to travel

Bank account: Like…to the back yard?

11. Why are oceans friendly?

They’re always waving at you.

12. What did the bread do on vacation?

It loafed around.

13. How do rabbits prefer to travel?

By hare-plane.

14. Where do bees go on holiday? 

Stingapore.

15. Where is a math teacher’s favorite destination?

Times Square.

16. What did the pig say on the beach? 

I’m bacon.

17. Which country has the most germs?

Germany.

18. Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamsterdam.

19. Why did the pirate go on vacation?

He needed some ARGH and ARGH.

20. Which Star Wars character travels around the world?

Globi-Wan-Kenobi

21. Why did no one like the airplane?

It had a bad altitude.

22. Why did Mister Krabs not invite Spongebob on vacation?

Because he’s shellfish.

23. Are you from Ecuador?

Because you have the Quito my heart.

24. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Finland.

25. A photon is going through airport security.

The TSA agent asks if it has any luggage.

The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.”

26. What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

27. Why did the librarian get kicked off the flight?

It was overbooked.

28. What did the Japanese receptionist say when I was 2 hours late checking into my hotel?

You really Tokyo time.

29. Where do eggs go on vacation?

New Yolk City.

30. What do you say to someone going to bed in Stockholm?

Swede dreams.

31. A: The airline lost my luggage so I tried to sue them.

B: Did you win?

A: No, I lost the case.

32. Why did the coffee have a terrible vacation?

It got mugged on the first day.

33. Why are mountains the funniest places to travel?

They’re hill-areas.

34. What kind of chocolate do all airports sell?

Plane chocolate.

35. What is the capital of Spain?

S.

36. Where do sheep go on holiday?

The Baaaahamas.

37. What do you call a chilled-out traveler? 

A no-mad.

38. How did the buffalo say goodbye to his child at the airport?

Bison.

39. Why did the witch stay in the hotel?

She heard it had great broom service.

40. Why don’t aliens travel to our planet?

It’s got terrible ratings. Only one star.

41. What do you like about Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

42. A hungry traveler stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where a brother was frying chips.

“Are you the friar?” he asked.

The brother replied, “No. I’m the chip monk.”

43. Where do crayons go on vacation?

Color-ado.

44. How do elephants prepare for a trip?

They pack their trunk.

45. Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads?

S’curvy.

46. You cannot make everyone happy.

You are not a plane ticket. 

47. I bought a world map for my wall and I’m going to put a pin in all the places I travel to. I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map first to stop it from falling down.

48. What did E.T’s mom say to him when he returned home?

Where on Earth have you been?

49. Where do pianists go on their vacation?

The Florida Keys.

50. Which U.S. state is known for its extra small soft drinks?

Mini-Soda.

Puns About Traveling

These 40 traveling puns make great captions for the ‘Gram.

Whether you’re relaxing on a cruise, staring at a sunset, or shivering at the top of a mountain, these vacation puns will be sure to give your followers a laugh (before they become insanely jealous of your adventures).

1. Sea you soon.
2. Port of me never wants to leave.
3. I’m Havana a great time.
4. Another sun bites the dust.
5. Keep palm and carry on.
6. I think I met my Seoul mate on vacation.
7. Keep it plane and simple.
8. These temples are Buddha-ful.
9. Flying is really Boeing sometimes.
10. Alpaca my bags for the next trip.
11. You’re Ghana love it.
12.  Love at first flight.
13. Tropic like it’s hot.
14.  Is this the check-in desk? ‘Cause I can’t stop checkin’ you out.
15. Suite dreams.
16. There is Norway I want to go back home. Let’s just wing it.
17.  Sumo wrestlers are some of the biggest stars in Japan.
18. My Portuguese friends never Lisbon to me.
19. Traveling is a Pisa cake.
20.  It’s a-boat time for a vacation.
21.  Free to Rome in Italy.
22. Road trips are so tire-ing.
23. I Ecu-ador South America.
24. I heard a great time travel joke tomorrow.
25. I want to travel to Bora Bora, but I am Pora Pora.
26. Alaska local why it’s so cold here.
27.  I want to travel to France. After all, I have nothing Toulouse.
28. Oman, I was really looking forward to that trip.
29.  Don’t you Thai and stop me traveling.
30. It’s impossible to ruin the view of the Colosseum.
31.  My Romanian trip was too crazy. I needed to Buch-a-rest afterward.
32.  I couldn’t Bolivia the salt flats in South America.
33.  I never travel to Finland because I’m afraid of disappearing into FinnAir.
34.  I’m Halong way from home.
35.  Wooden shoe love to go to Holland?
36. I love Peru-sing from the top of Machu Picchu.
37.  A plane ticket is the answer. Who cares what the question is.
38.  People who swim in French rivers are in-Seine.
39. I don’t like camping, I find it too in tents.

Final Thoughts On Jokes About Traveling

And just like that, Iran out of travel puns.

We hope these puns and jokes have put a smile on your face and made you the funniest person on your trip.

If you like these traveling jokes (and why wouldn’t you), check out these puns about mountains or these jokes about road-trip to keep everyone occupied and laughing.

Alternatively, we also have a long list of funny beach jokes.

If you love using these for all your travel social media posts, we’ve got you covered with 250 sunset captions for Instagram and these travel captions for Instagram.